Isn't it obvious? It's a metal crane like thingy with a buzzsaw at the end. Obviously used when a normal handheld buzzsaw can't cut it. Maybe you Oakland "hicks" need to get out more. =P
Seriously though, we should build like 10 of those and drop them in some random country. They'll be all "OMG WTF ALIENS ARE COMING TO CUT US ALL IN HALF". I'm sure even the Al Queda would be thinking WTF if they saw 10 of these bad boys roaming the desert.
*reads what he just wrote*
damn I could use some sleep...
No, we need to use this thing for TAX CUTS first! =)
(Kerry was on Letterman last night, and he also had something ridiculously punny like that in the Top Ten list)
omfg, T-dawg has a website?!? Where was this ever before revealed?!?
Thierry, hail his worthiness and glory, shined his rays of knowledge out an email to us peasantry feebles for us to praise and cower towards.
However, information about *your* great blog of infinitenesimal superbity had not blessed upon mine lobes until haphazard perusal of Andy's links! You dastardly escapists, you!
Likewise, information of the great dave pat blog did not bless my lobes until I haphazardly perused JC's Xanga comments.