Long John Silver's promised to give free shrimp
if evidence of water was found on Mars. Well, those rovering bastards have long since given us evidence, and LJS has kept their promise:
In January, Long John Silver's offered to give America free Giant Shrimp if NASA found conclusive evidence of an ocean on Mars. To celebrate the success of NASA's Mars Rover project, the company is going to give America free Giant Shrimp on Monday, May 10.
The page goes on:
"This is one small step for man, and one giant leap for Giant Shrimp." [The President] also again expressed interest in Long John Silver's becoming the first seafood restaurant on Mars.
Damn, I want some Giant Shrimp (on Mars)! Find the LJS nearest you