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December 08, 2003




son, eat your animals
This was an essay I wrote for my Japanese class and will be presenting later today in front of the class. This is also my first attempt at posting something in Japanese.

The Relationship Between Humans and Animals

A long, long time ago, there were many monkeys living in the trees. Gradually, the monkeys had sex and gave birth to a human. That person was obviously hungry. He ate a whole shitload of maple leaves (it's popular to see the leaves change color here in Kyoto), but he was still not satisfied. So, he looked for an animal, ate it, and was satisfied. But, humans are also animals! With that in mind, I wonder what he thought.

Many kinds of animals eat other animals, so people eating animals is not so strange. Furthermore, it's important for the body to have protein. If we just ate fermented beans (yuck!), the world would stink, and mankind would be annihilated. Maybe, that person thought about that and said, "Ooga-ooga!"

On the other hand, if people make robots, I wonder if robots will also eat humans? Usually, robots' way of thinking and humans' way of thinking are the same, so if we eat animals, robots will also eat humans. For that reason, people will become food. Maybe, that human thought about that and said, "Ooga-ooga!"

Actually, I don't want to be eaten by robots, but I love eating meat. That monkey-like human also thought that, didn't give a shit, and ate more and more animals. I think that human was intelligent, so let's also eat meat!



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これは日本語の授業のために書いた文章。今日、日本語のクラスの前に発表する。しかも、これははじめて日本語でホームページにポストする。

人間と動物の関係

昔、昔に、木に住んでいるサルはおおかった。だんだん、そのサルはセックスして、人が生まれた。その人はやっぱりおなかがペコペコだった。彼はたくさん紅葉のはっぱとかを食べたでもまだまんぞくしなかった。そして、動物をみつけて食べてまんぞくした。しかし、その人も動物だったよ!そのことからする彼はどう思うかな。

色々な動物は他の動物を食べるので人間が動物を食べることはあんまりおかしくない。さらに、体にとってPROTEINは大切だ。もし、納豆しかを食べなかったら、世界がくすくなって、人類がほろびる。たぶん、その人はそれを考えて、『ウキウキ!』と言った。

一方、もし人間がロボットを作ったら、ロボットも人間を食べるかな?だいたい、ロボットの考え方と人間の考え方は同じだから、僕たち動物を食べたら、ロボットも食べる。そのために、人間は食べ物になる。たぶん、その人も考えて、『うきうき!』と言った。

実は、僕はロボットに食べられたくないでも、肉を食べることが大好きだ。そのサルのような人もこのことを考えて、気にしないで、もっともっと動物を食べた。その人はかなりインテリだと思うから、僕たちも動物を食べよう!

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