On monday, I woke up after eight hours of sleep, crawling out of bed and slugging my way to school. For some reason, I was still tired! I know that perhaps it was because I'd slept too much, but I was convinced it was something else: I needed to eat breakfast!
So, the following day, I awoke some 30 minutes short of usual to prepare and consume a turkey sandwich (mmm, turkey); for the rest of the day, I felt like a million bucks! I did it again on Wednesday, and, again, I got the same results. Thursday, again. And today, the same.
My adoring fans, this is a goldmine! I shall use this newfound power for good!